I was struggling (as most of us were) to deal with the fallout from the election, and was watching the new season of Archer, and wondered what he'd think of the whole thing. And then I realized, actually, he's a lot like Trump. And that felt like enough of a handle for a script. So I wrote it. And it was a lot of fun and tens of people on reddit liked it. The first few pages are below, and if you want to read the full script, you can click here. But regardless, I feel a bit better having written it, so its already done its job. That or the bourbon.